Bloomer™

Prepare to be amazed.

Attachment Hole Included
Bloomer
ASMR... for your hole. Bloomer™ gently pulls on exit creating a noisy effect. It's as if you're playing a musical instrument.
Hole massage? The soft platinum-cure silicone combined with Bloomer™'s thoughtful design provides a sensational experience.
Like Nothing Else Bloomer™ represents a truly original approach to design. Developed through extensive refinement and careful engineering, its distinctive geometry creates a profile unlike anything else on the market.

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Bloomer 28

28

Max Diameter2.8"7.1 cm

Max Circumference8.75"22.2 cm

Insertable Length8.25"21.0 cm

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32

Max Diameter3.2"8.1 cm

Max Circumference10.0"25.4 cm

Insertable Length8.5"21.6 cm

View Size → Bloomer 36

36

Max Diameter3.6"9.1 cm

Max Circumference11.25"28.6 cm

Insertable Length9.0"22.9 cm

View Size → Bloomer 40

40

Max Diameter4.0"10.2 cm

Max Circumference12.5"31.8 cm

Insertable Length9.5"24.1 cm

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Why Bloomer™?

Bloomer™ is one of the most distinctive designs in the Friendly Toys lineup. Developed through extensive refinement and careful engineering, its unique geometry creates an experience that's difficult to describe and impossible to mistake.

Unlike Anything Else

Bloomer wasn't inspired by existing designs. Its distinctive geometry was developed from the ground up to create a profile that is instantly recognizable and completely unique.

Built for Sensation

Have you ever been massaged from the inside? Bloomer provides an experience like none other. More than visually stunning, Bloomer is ASMR for your hole. Listen to the noise it makes while the ridges hit all the right spots.

Why The Numbers Matter

The number in each Bloomer name represents its maximum diameter. For example, Bloomer 28 reaches 2.8 inches in diameter while Bloomer 40 reaches 4.0 inches, making it easy to compare sizes and choose the right fit.

Handcrafted in Canada

Every Bloomer is handcrafted in small batches using premium platinum-cure silicone and built to deliver the consistency, durability, and quality Friendly Toys is known for.

Compare Sizes

Compare every Bloomer™ size at a glance.

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Size Max Diameter Top Circumference Middle Circumference Bottom Circumference Insertable Length
28 2.8"7.1 cm 6.25"15.9 cm 8.0"20.3 cm 8.75"22.2 cm 8.25"21.0 cm
32 3.2"8.1 cm 7.25"18.4 cm 9.0"22.9 cm 10.0"25.4 cm 8.5"21.6 cm
36 3.6"9.1 cm 8.25"21.0 cm 9.75"24.8 cm 11.25"28.6 cm 9.0"22.9 cm
40 4.0"10.2 cm 9.0"22.9 cm 11.0"27.9 cm 12.5"31.8 cm 9.5"24.1 cm